European Condom Commercials
Many puglovers, particularly female puglovers, are getting to the age where they want babies. They see those Gucci diaper bags or those cute little onesies or those ironic baby t-shirt that say things like "silent protagonist" or "they're raising me gay" and think, "Oh, it would be so fun and hip to have a little Apple/Emma/Tate/Aiden of my own to tote around to Mommy and Me Pilates!" Alas, most puglovers aren't in a position to have babies just yet. European condom commercials can help assuage this ache:
If these fail to get rid of those annoying pangs, we recommend a trip to Targe on the middle of a Wednesday. Best. Birth Control. Ever.
No comments:
Post a Comment